One day, there were these godly deity-y dudes hanging around their astral plane or celestial space or basement or whatever, and they were all like "Yo, there should be this thing, and it should, like, be called Earth." And then one of these god-dudes, who was named something unpronounceable, so everyone just called him Erk, said "Sure, gimme a second." And so Erk made Earth.
Thousands of years later, there was this dude on Earth, and it just so happened that his name was Erk, too. Erk (the god one) was all "Yo, that's cool." So Erk (the god one) made it so that Erk (the Earth one) lived a happy and successful life. While some were jealous, others liked Erk for his successfulness and for his Erk-y personality. Unfortunately, one took this jealousy to heart, and made it his life goal to best Erk. His name was... um... uh...
Gimme a minute.......
Lionel. So this Lionel dude was all against Erk and stuff, and tried to beat Erk in any way he could. Fortunately for Erk, he wasn't very good at this, and often failed to beat Erk at anything. Unfortunately for Erk (the Earth one and the god one) a certain deity god-y celestial being was good at beating Erk (the god one), and wanted Lionel to be good at it, too.
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