The NEW Erk Multimedia Player! Crappy Marketing #1

Ever felt annoyed with all the DRM that exists all over the music industry? Tired of buying multiple CD's just to hear one song? Frustrated over your music player?
ERK Multimedia Player is the solution for you!
Featuring a cutting edge NEW modem technology that gets up to 70 kbps per second!!!!

Thats right Jennifer Lawrence! The new ERK Multimedia player supports up to 2 audio and video formats!
You can play .erk files, and .erkv files, two revolutionary formats which have changed the multimedia industry! can also play .mp3 and .mp4 files

It can play a variety of Erk games supported by a new gaming engine dubbed IRL! With this engine, everything can be manipulated in infinite ways! If you don't believe us, look at this new revolutionary fighting game released for the ERK multimedia player.

If that doesn't get you PUMPED UP TO BUY THIS, this gif sure will!